A clear indication that it is time to step away from the computer for a while…

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Dear [Employer],

I am writing to apply for the [job] position at your institution. Between my work and school experience, I believe that I would be a good fit for this job.

Throughout my career, I have been ldafoeatemabeses and oalembembects. Reseaons, being, the beings are out being outer beings space is not so vast as space is notlow olow boelow the earth. All compressed, a tempest in a Dixie cup. Lava and mole men and aliens FIGHT and love and fight again. Where do they come from, if not from the pages of the secret collections? Who manages these connections? Living fractals, reaching and blobbing and sckanning sctretches and miles of paperiess and papyrus, shelves upon infinate reaoocurrong shelves recursively identifying passages to the center of the earth / our earth? not so certainly; alients have hearths in their ears, earths in their fears, they come from their own subconsciouses to devour and fly down down down down down down down down down

HTank you for your consideration,

  -Lava That Lies